Baby With A Mustache founds a start-up. Featuring two new stories: “If Dogs Are Janitors,” a song about a lucky pup (Larry Owens) working his dream job, written by Shea, a 9 year old from Illinois, and “Zombies Ate My Homework!!!!!!” a multi-platform tale about the academic tastes of the undead, written by an 11 year old from California named Paxton.
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Illustration by Camila Franklin
Original Stories
If Dogs Are Janitors (feat. Larry Owens)
by Shea, age 9, Illinois
HI A AM BOB THE JANITOR OF WOLFSIDE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AND YES I AM A DOG YOU MIGHT ASK HOW DID YOU GET A JOB AT A HUMAN SCHOOL BY HUMAN PRINCIPAL? A LOT OF PEOPLE ASK ME THIS AND I ALWAYS ANSWER THE SAME WAY WOOF ROOF GRRR WOOF OF COUSE THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND ME BECAUSE AGIAN I AM A DOG. THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS I USED MY PUPPY EYES AND THAT SAME DAY I WON CUTEST PUPPY OF THE YEAR. I ONLY WORK IN THE CAFETERIA AND EAT ALL THE SCRAPS ONE THE FOOR SO I GET A FREE LUNCH SO THAT GOOD FOR ME. EVEN BETER I PLAY WITH THE KIDS. MY MASTER SHEA GO'S TO WOLFSIDE SO I HAVE A BED NEXT TO HER DESK. ITS ALL A DOG COULD DREAM OF IF YOU CAN HEAR ME YOU MIGHT WANT TO SEE A DOCTOR. THE END!
